I think I’ll go to Clacton
and get myself a vote,
the train seems too expensive
so i think i’ll take a boat,
I’ve heard that folks that live there
will get to make a choice
To stick an X within a box,
democracy rejoice.
I’ll read the leaflets carefully,
consider long and hard
to make the right decision
on the by-election card,
with candidates not running
it might be a two horse race
between the toady crooked one
and the Count of McBinface.
I think i’ll go to Clacton
and try to cause a fuss
as we throw the filthy farraged one
beneath the Clacton Bus
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