Melania

As all alone he sat

in the darkness of the night

a single ticket theatre

for a movie truly shite,

a blatant hagiography,

a flagrant waste of time,

a cellulioded canker

of a cinematic crime.

Tomatoes rotting perfectly

he grabbed the critics pen

to waste my time more fruitfully

I’ll need to go again.

PS. I’m only joking.

It’s a truly beautiful film, the most beautiful film ever made. Go see it.

DJT