A Parody for Poetry Day

The guy deserves a medal

he’s ended seven wars

almost single-handedly

it’s time for huge applause

The Generals were silent

with Pentagonic roars

can someone nominate the guy

he’s such a worthy cause.

Everywhere and nowhere

we see Peace upon the lands

the guy deserves a nobel prize

he truly understands

he’s just made an announcement

that bullets will be banned

one word from him has ended sin

he’s such a noble brand.

The guy deserves a medal

he’s truly done his best

to stop the wars from happening

and free the ones oppressed,

if God could throw a Party

he’d be the special guest

& pin a special medal

on his very special chest.

The guy deserves a medal

he’s ended seven wars

that’s more than any other guy

has ever done before,

the medal should be shiny

so no-one can ignore

the scores upon the doors

upon the guy who stopped the wars.


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