Black Hole

In the beginning was the word and the word was ambiguous…

Nobody knew what ambiguous meant and so it didn’t really matter.

Matter hadn’t been created yet and so man was all alone and it was lonely

‘I need a best friend’ thought the man and bcos he was dyslexic he created a dog.

This dog is directly descended from the very first dog and his fleas are the sons and daughters of the first ever fleas – this is what Darwin found out one night when he scratched an itchy patch on his scrotum. The first Man didn’t have a scrotum – he did have an extra rib and this is important.

Now way way way back when Man was all alone he wore a dress and didn’t shave

Razors hadn’t been invented and neither had zips so he didn’t wear trousers.

The first zip was invented by a Swedish man called Gideon in 1914

He also wrote a version of the bible – a book which mainly lives in hotel rooms

and tells one possible version of how things might have possibly happened.

No-one really knows what actually happened except the Man inside our story.

This man was called Adam and him and his best friend the dog invented this story..

Adam didn’t have any ovaries and so couldn’t incubate any eggs – this might have been a problem but Adam was fortunate and found himself quite near to a  Black Hole –

Black Holes had just been invented ( which was also  quite fortunate) and so too had Angels –

the first Angel was a virgin called Gabriel and the next one was called Lucifer –

He brought the light which meant that days could start to happen…

& this meant that Man could wake up

it also meant he needed sleep…

here is the story of eggbox getting home from work one day and falling asleep.

Whatever happens next will be revealing…