HELP

Please help….

I’m searching for a site that sells

The secret sound of unsleighed bells

a box of boredom ( twice removed )

& a theorem which remains unproved.

I’m hoping that my search might yield

The promise of a truth revealed

a new edition of useless junk

and a broken key to a pirates trunk.

I looked on Teumu, couldn’t find

the dreams that someone left behind

I’m in a queue to buy some drops

and a box of bogus for for my boss.

I made an offer on a piece of coal

to fill my stockings worrying hole

& I’m ready if the price is right

for a bumper pack of useless shite.

I know my hunger can’t be fed

but I isten to what’s being said

& It’s only Xmas once a year

& I love the taste of humbugs fear.

Please help.