A is for ahhhhh ( and not artificial snow )
B is for Bisto and Boxes and Brrrrrrrrr
C is for Carol Singing Penguins ( it’s a thing )
D is for Dad’s expecting Socks again
E is for Everything you don’t need
F is for Friends who are no longer with us
G is for Gravy ( see A & B above )
H is for Holly and Hiccups and Hoorah
I is for the Icing on the Cake
J is for the Jellies that Nanna used to enjoy
K is for K-Tels consumer channel
L is for those we have lost
M is for Myth or the Memory of the Magi’s Myrrh
N is the Nativity Scene
O is for the Ordure of the Oxen ( found above )
P is the peculiar pang of post-prandial problematic poise
Q is for the Boxing day sales
R is the Reality of Excess
S is the Season to be Sarcastic ( or Sentimental )
T is for Terry’s Chocolate Orange ( 44 million sold every year )
U is for the umpteenth glass of sherry
V is the Valediction for the passing year
W is the ‘Way things Were’ before it changed
X represents ‘Chi’ the Greek letter X an abbreviation for Khristo’s
Y is for the Yestermorrow and whatever it brought
Z is for the Zionists, may they wake up to their felony and folly.
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